actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it’s the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i’ve hurt you too. i’m destroying myself.
Anyone with a vag knows what I’m talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny
being proactive w cultivating your fandom space is good but also weird because occasionally you’ll see a post that’s like, “we need to address [problem in fandom you have literally never heard of before]” or “I’m tired of fics that [characterization you have literally never encountered]” and you just end up nodding along and trusting that your mutuals have seen horrors you cannot fathom because you have a very extensive blacklist
venom is such a good movie. not because it’s well written or anything, but because the villain is basically a slightly less evil elon musk and the hero is the saddest, grossest, most pathetic man you’ve ever seen in your life, and his freakish alien boyfriend, who kill a bunch of cops and have weird makeout sessions
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. 
